I go to the doctor, and apparently, I need an ultrasound. Like, this is serious business I’m going to stab someone so they can feel my agony type pain. One day my left ovary just starts hurting like a motherfucker. She burst out laughing, walked out of the office, and told my mom. I just refer to it as the pedophile pick-up, and people generally know what I’m talking about.Īnyway, she’s got my balls in her hand, and I’m kind of a smart ass so I look right into her eyes and say “Oh yeah… cradle the balls, stroke the shaft.”
She did that thing that doctors do when they put their hands down your pants, cup your sack and tell you to cough. When I was 15, I went to my pediatrician for a check up. She said it’s common, but I was totally embarrassed. I went in for a prostate exam, and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. Like, are you telling me I have to actually subscribe to Popular Science now? Psh.Īnyhow, these are some mostly innocuous stories of visits to the doctor’s office, where embarrassment reigns supreme over other regular nuisances one might encounter while seeing doctor, like finding out your pre-existing cancer is no longer covered by your insurance: #1. Isn’t that the only place where good news might mean they’re going to cut you open?Īnd the magazine selection these days is just pathetic. Does anybody actually like going to the doctor’s office?
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